We've all been there. One morning you wake up, roll over in your warm, fluffy bed and gaze into the loving eyes of your lifelong partner. The certainty that you have found your soul mate strikes deep into your heart.
Such a wonderful, illuminating relationship cannot stand. With a supportive, lo... (more)
Today is a wonderful day, as I've discovered the secrets to a life convoluted beyond recognition. With a life full of unworkable knots you can die satisfied that you've added a healthy dose of chaos to the world.
These three simple things will take you many steps closer to your journey to menta... (more)
Your mind is like a nice little car that you bought from a seedy used-car salesman who smelled like he had been dipped in cologne feet-first. Your mind, like that car, isn't worth the $1,000 you paid for it, but you're stuck with it since you bought it as-is and without a warranty.
You may as we... (more)